December 2011
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“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”
– Lewis Carroll
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Hello, Texas.
Woman: Hi! Would you like to take a picture with Santa?
Me: No, thank you.
Woman: Come on, it's free!
Me: Why?
Woman: What do you mean 'why?' It's Santa! Come on down. I know you want to.
Me: (in my head) Son of a...
Woman: There's no gimmick.
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Santa: Want to sit on my lap?
Me: Absolutely not.
Santa: Why not?
Me: That's weird.
Santa: I once had a fellow kiss me on the cheek.
Me: Aren't you a lucky one?
Santa: (laughing) Say cheese!
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My time management is absolutely terrible.
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Dear Traffic,
I hate you. You’re stupid and I want to spit on you.
Signed sincerely,
Me
p/s - You suck.